"UGH THIS JOB THIS JOB

WHY IS THERE A POOL IN A GALLERY CAFE?

WHY IS THE POOL DECK PARTIALLY CARPETED??

GOD MATCHA, WHO EVEN ARE THESE PEOPLE?

ARE THESE ARTISTS? WHY ARE THEY HERE? WHO ARE THOSE STRANGE DUCKS??

WHY IS THERE A GIANT MAN BURIED UP TO HIS NECK NEXT TO THE POND?

THAT MAN ONLY HAS HALF OF A FACE WHERE IS THE REST OF HIS FACE??

KEVIN IS TAPPING THE SIGN AND HE WILL NOT STOP.

THE VASE IS WATCHING ME THE VASE IS WATCHING ME THE VASE IS WATCHING ME UGH STOP IT VASE PLEASE I AM ASKING YOU NICELY I WILL ATTEND YOUR PARTY JUST STOP.

THERE IS A GIANT SANDWICH IN THE OTHER ROOM AND I THINK I SAW A RAT NIBBLING ON IT.

DOES FYDO HAVE WINGS? IS FYDO DEAD?!

CHAI WOULD HAVE TOLD ME IF FYDO DIED RIGHT BUT FYDO HAS WINGS NOW WHY WHY WHY??

THIS JOB, UGH!!"

-- C. Alvin Coffeemann Jr., "Dot Cafe" Custodian