Ignatius dearie, Look at you! crying over a little fire - They cried enough about fire in Pompeii, no need to do more now.

Fire is quite a lovely thing, isn't it, agent egghead? In myth, it was Prometheus who was punished for bringing the fire of knowledge to man - such a pity about him, but his sacrifice is not in vein. Think about all the lovely things fire has done in history -- The Library of Alexandria, The White House, Notre Dame -- hehe. Yes, I think fire's played quite the role in history, don't you think?