You know, it gets kind of hard to sleep at night knowing that you have blown up several trillions of Spacebux worth of materiel and are personally responsible for depopulating a quarter of the Zxorbulon Empire, but hey, if they wanted to actually keep that stuff, they would not have put big, glowing crystals on them, right there where your inexhaustible supply of OP fighter jet ammunition could hit it, right? Kind of a glaring weak point, right? The kind of thing that you look at and just want to shoot, you know? Also it makes this job really easy, and that counts for a lot when the Neo Hyper Dimensional UN Spacy is unwilling to send more than one (or two if you have a friend with some quarters) dude at the problem at a time.

Also the hours are flexible though and you get a great dental plan, and that really helps you sleep at night. hard to believe nobody else applied for this job. :v