FRESH OFF THEIR RAMPAGE OF DOWNTOWN QUILTSBURROW, DUC DONG, THE BEAST WITH 40 BENDS, SIXTENURTLE, AND THAT ONE, REALLY BIG SPIDER ARE NOW TERRORIZING THE COUNTRYSIDE FOR A PLEASANT, ALL-EXPENSES-PAYED VACATION.

We spoke with the Rampaging Beasts & Monsters Union (RBAMU) about the developing story, "The Union worked very hard to get them that vacation." says RBAMU leader Fydollante, "They've been Terrorizing that city for five months straight! No breaks, no time to see their monster families, absolutely atrocious. I hope they enjoy themselves."

"I tried getting them sent to Slapsport to do some much-needed destruction and chaos work, but then they threatened to go back into the sea and lay dormant for another thousand years! Honestly, what happened to rampage for rampage's sake?" Says Gregory the Snake, known union buster & Puppet

Will the monsters enjoy their time? Will corporate cave to the demands of the destroying class? We will continue to report as the story unravels right here on Channel 2, KTBN QUILT 200.