Here I was, minding my own business - my very own business mind you! Sitting on a toadstool, doing things that toadstool sprites do. You know, makin' fairy circles to freak out local nutjobs, dancing naked in the rain, filing taxes, the usual.

And then IT came along. What "IT" is, I couldn't begin to guess. I mean look at it. 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘐𝘚 𝘪𝘵. I didn't catch more than a glimpse of its pulsating, heaving mass of a body, and then I was IN it.

Now I'm here. Stuck. Forever.

v_v

PS

... wonder if the fairy IRS will find me here. I still owe some payments on that '02 red and white amanita muscaria model.