"It would seem that Chop Chop Master Onion won't be joining us this time around. BIG shame. Huh? What's that Moosesha? 11? What's that supposed to mean? Man, whoever carved this was a fool. What in the world are we supposed to do with '11?' People these days don't know how to elaborate... Now then, where's Parappa?"

As the SLAPSPACE slices through time in order to get tiles done faster, so too does it slice through the QUILTIVERSE. Indeed, Chop Chop Master Onion isn't joining us this time around, for he has been SLAPICALLY TRANSPORTED to an entirely different quilt at an entirely different point in the FYDOTILMELINE! Upon this rock lies the truth to Chop Chop's location in the QUILTIVERSE. But oh, whatever could it mean? (I swear, some of this lore is just plain diagonal in its logic...)