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Guy Fieriball

a tile created by sKeeleo


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"To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Diners Drive-Ins And Dives. The humor is extremely tasty, and without a solid grasp of triple-decker sandwiches, most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Fieri's exuberant outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from BBQ cookbooks, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the right kind of taste buds to truly appreciate the depths of these flavors, to realize that they're not just delicious- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Triple D truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Fieri's slammin' catchphrase "Welcome to FlavorTown," which itself is a cryptic reference to Paula Dean's American epic Cookin' With Paula. I'm drooling right now just imagining one of those barbecue biddletumps scratching their rhubarbs in confusion as Guy Fieri's genius unfolds itself on their big paper plates. What fools... how I pity them. 🍔 And yes by the way, I DO have a Guy Fieri tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the home-cooked down-south sauce-slathered flavor-lathered timeless meals' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 flavor points of my own succulent dishes (preferably lower) beforehand."
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Oct 20, 2018
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